panicattheschool:

meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

That is so worth a degree in engineering

panicattheschool:

meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

That is so worth a degree in engineering

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

xdreamxcatchersx:

henryviiisensuite:

and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts

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Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?

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(Source: kinghenryv)

A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.

—Ed Sheeran (via faireyre)

(Source: kryb17)

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

eradicate the idea that a nuclear family is the only kind of family that is stable. destroy it. kick it with your shoe. just get it the fuck out of here.

villains weekfavorite villain
↳ hades

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

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dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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LOOK AT THE CAT

—me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)

kev-n:

me avoiding my responsibilities

(Source: youtube.com)

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is