omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
eradicate the idea that a nuclear family is the only kind of family that is stable. destroy it. kick it with your shoe. just get it the fuck out of here.
when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:
LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)